OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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