i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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