I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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