The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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