I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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