Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
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