He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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