What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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