I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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