Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
vagina is talking i cant
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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