do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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