My nipple is on Facebook.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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