But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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