you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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