Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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