remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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