I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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