He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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