your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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