He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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