Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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