He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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