too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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