You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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