Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
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