he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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