Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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