I have demons in me.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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