So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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