Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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