she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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