Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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