Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Help. Why am I so naked?
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