We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
