Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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