just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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