hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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