Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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