You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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