When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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