i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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