Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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