im gay
i know
yea but for you.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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