We're like a lot better than the average bears
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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