I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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