Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
pop tarts are not kleenex
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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