She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
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