wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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