Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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