Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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