Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
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