He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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