Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Randomize
