How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
