New invention idea: vibrating tampons
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
There's a naked man in my car right now.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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