Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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