It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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