guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Come on in and take your pants off
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