well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Did you just see the Batmobile???
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Randomize
